Watch Out: The Handy Guide to Potential Pitfalls for Every Zodiac Sign
Cancer: Cry Baby
May burst into tears spontaneously at any given moment, especially when feeling seriously misunderstood.
Scorpio: Passive Aggressive
May sink into a passive-aggressive mean streak if betrayed (by their calculation) by anyone, particularly those they love.
Pisces: Wishy Washy Heart
May go to extreme lengths to woo you with supremely romantic gestures but move onto someone new right as you fall for them because they’re already chasing the next adventure.
Aries: Player
May appear to be more interested than they actually are as they shower you with copious affection. In fact, they’re paying that much attention to five other people simultaneously because they really are that passionate, and they have that much energy.
Leo: Backhanded Complimenter
May be so straightforward that they inadvertently insult you routinely because they’re not even aware of the depths of their mockery.
Sagittarius: Overly Theatrical
May break out into song or an interpretive dance at any given moment because they suddenly feel the urge—nay, the need—to express themselves.
Taurus: Slow As Molasses
May accuse you of impatience if you dare to question where things stand or why they’re being so slow to come around on a certain issue because they value taking their time and therefore resent being rushed in any way.
Gemini: Says Everything They Think
May berate you for misleading them if they misunderstand something you’ve said because communication is of the utmost importance to them.
Libra: Gullible
May try to lure you into a cult they’ve accidentally joined because they were drawn to the organization’s core mantra to “maintain peace and harmony” throughout the world.
Aquarius: Cocky
May lead you into surprisingly complicated conversational traps with the intent of testing your intellect in the most pretentious way possible.
Virgo: Secretly Insecure
May fish for compliments because their need to feel desired and validated is so prominent.
Capricorn: Hardo
May give you the stink eye for being silly because they are so serious about literally everything.
Gemini: Says Everything They Think
May berate you for misleading them if they misunderstand something you’ve said because communication is of the utmost importance to them.
Libra: Gullible
May try to lure you into a cult they’ve accidentally joined because they were drawn to the organization’s core mantra to “maintain peace and harmony” throughout the world.
